OK, I give in. Due to overwhelming popular request and to celebrate the 1st anniversary of my German surprise hit (see my other movies) here’s finally an English version. I present it with the utmost respect for the creators, actors, staff and all other participants of the original STAR WARS movie and without any intensions for commercial use. © 1977 Lucasfilm / Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.
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Who the Fuck is Stunny Pharouk?
haha xD
to toddrimms
rimm your own ass. I am not male and second, if you don’t know what I’m writing about don’t comment, you dork. I was protesting a human right problem in Germany and that doesn’t make me a racist. Stunny Pharouk is a mixed person, you pervert. Go rimm your own A and push some dilly up yours like a good white astronaut; remember to take a woman the next time you leave for the vacant moon! (wow I’m so guuud at this!)
Oh my God. This is great! Best translation ever. It wouldn’t be half as funny in proper English (If you know anything about Germany)
You know what else is embarrassing when someone cant even spell the word embarrassing or when someone so ignorant and stupid doesn’t even know anything about a situation and takes his opinion over others even though he knows nothing on the topic so dude fuck yourself and stop with the racism if your Racist good for you,you will most likely live alone die along and be hated for most your life. HAVE FUN =D
Das Englisch ist ja so sch… ich brech zusammen!!!
sehr geil!
(throwing out of thge window!)
5*
zett
Well thats to say all white assholes market viruses like AIDS to their very own nation, like a packet of dolts! Yes MadMary i read all about Stunny Pharouk and I think that its a shame on the German culture because Stunny’s fathe was German. That breed of white trash will never learn frompast mistakes. They ought to be killed. Its like if germans tried to bomb the Pyramids or the Tajmahal just because they are jealous of exotic people. – true, I love going to the solarium but I’m not racist.
The German culture is all about GERMS!
you just have to see what they did to Stunny Pharouk. Germany is a stupid race of mankind and do nothing but cause trouble to the rest of peaceful humanity. So why don’t the just clear of the planet ond stop making Black music and running into solariums to look brown. Its so uterly imbarrassing.
oookay
lolz, just something i say when my german friends rattle off….it’s from band of brothers…
Bidde was?
hinkel dinkel in die aarmpit, ja?
I am German and my Accent isnt as nearly as painful to listen to. Infact, after so many English DVDs, Years of CNN and Youtube is it barely noticable anymore. ^^
omg that does hurt in my ears!
nicht so gut wie der deutsche
Ja, erinnert mich auch an die besten Englisch-LK-Zeiten:
Student: This is for the cat!
Teacher: Nina, I can’t believe you said that !!!!
sehr gut!
This style of the English language is very painful to my poor ears
original is besser
My English so good that makes me nobody so quickly after xD
Mir gefällt die schwäbische Version doch besser, da man bei uns nur Hochdeutsch spricht und mir Schwäbisch daher SO fremd vorkommt…DAS hier hab ich 2 Mal die Woche im Englisch-LK -.-
A decent print oder TV-campaign? Or or? ^^
HAHA
das isch geil
. .
Wie geil ist das denn????
Vader OWNED alles ^^
*****
habe mich köstlich amüsiert,
danke !